The
curtains parted and the Cookie Monster gazes out, eyebrows angled down, a frown
on his face.
Wait.
And
he returns inside the building. The man counts to thirty before crawling out of
his hiding place behind the mailbox.
Quiet.
He
ducks and sprints over to the front gates of the rundown estate, narrowly
avoiding the gaze of a patrolling Muppet, sixty meters away. The gates are
locked tight with a thick iron padlock, and there is no way in to the compound.
Just as planned. The man turns from the gates, and walks to the rubbish bin
beside wall.
Avoiding
the Muppet with the shotgun not so far away, he begins to climb. Slowly he
pulls himself on top of the sliver aluminium bin and prepares himself for
another struggle. But then the plan changed.
“Who
is it? Who’s there?”
The
bin trembled. Another grunt and it shook once more. The man kept still,
balancing his weight as equal as he could.
Oscar
the Grouch was in that bin.
Not yet done.
CONTINUE THIS OH GOD YES SESAME STREET YES
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